The Amazing C.B.

Once upon a time there was a loud two year old whos name was Cole Bear or C.B. for short. Cole was almost three and was considered a magician because of his amazing illusions. The people of his town realized he was no ordinary two year old when he held his poop so long that when he finally went it magically clogged the toilet. The people were extremely amazed at this. Soon they learned of his great strength when he through several toy cars at the wall which made such great dents in the wall that the Great Amy had to put more plaster on the wall. Yes, this baby was no ordinary child he was The Amazing C.B.

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Welcome to My Insanity

It is 11:58am and already my sister, Skylar,and my brother, Cole, have drawn all over my back with 1800 different colors of chalk. When I thought they were done Cole comes in with a BUCKET full of chalk and dumps it all over the carpet. Then he proceeds to pickup two more pieces of chalk and continue to draw on my back all the while stepping on pieces of chalk and crunching them into the carpet. Then Sky tells mom,"I'm a baby kitten with a broken leg give me a treat." Mom does and then Sky runs around the house screaming "MEOW." Cole then says," I'm a dog," and chases Sky who is screaming at the top of her lungs. When he reaches her he jumps her which is nothing out of the ordinary. Then comes Zach, who is the older of my brothers, cheering Cole on. When Sky hears this she proceeds to tell Zach to"SHUT UP"as loudly as she possibly can. Like I said, welcome to my insanity!!!!!!!